tragic new englander
in a past life I was a golden girl

mis fotos

Sep 19


me walking down the isle to my soon-to-be husband (drake) while 2 on plays:

him when he see me walking down the isle:

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I would do anything to go to a House Party themed house party and dance the way they did and for someone to freestyle mid-party and sweat out my hair not only because the room was packed but because I was dancing so fucking hard and the DJ used records and it would be MAGICAL.


It’s such a sham that when big asses become “in” Jennifer Lopez washed up ass gets credit for being an innovator and “one of the first to do it” like there weren’t mad Black women with better asses before during and after the time she was relevant. 


Ja Rule & Ashanti - Always on Time

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it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t be scared of “loosing him”

he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping


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Other people’s good news makes me so happy.

Who do you guys have for cell phone service? I’m with Sprint and I’ve gotta get rid of them asaptually.


i ship me and money

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“yeah i’d like to think that i’m universally against the death penalty, but… child abusers. immolate and dismember those motherfuckers.”

this has been highlights from phone calls with mickeysdicksmasherseasonpass (via barrenflowers)

A Fair And Balanced Death For All Of Them

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